Archive for July, 2007

The ultimate nightmare ‘roommate’

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

I found this gem while searching for 'roommate' on Kitchener Kijiji. Location: Kitchener Date Listed: 17-Jul-07 I have a 2-bdr appartment in Waterloo that is not so far from the UW. Looking for a good looking gay/bi/curious roommate who needs a room for free from either September or January. Must be str8 looking, ...

UW’s new associate director of Continuing Education is a very scary-looking man

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Couldn't H.R. take another photo of Mr. Michael Hunt (Mike Hunt has got to be pretty far up on the list of worst names ever with Dick Hertz and Ima Cow)? I am pretty sure that is not what Mr. Hunt really looks like. [Daily Bulletin]

Readers: I am running out of steam

Monday, July 16th, 2007

I am going to take a brief break from UW Spectator to get my anger back. I promise to come back before the end of the week. Until then, I invite my readers to spread vicious rumours about a UW student or faculty member of their choice on the comment thread.

Saskatchewan Plates by Sean Lynch

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

Mr. Sean Lynch is a UW Computer Science Digital Hardware Option student who is currently working as a summer intern at Google, Inc.'s headquarters in Mountain View, California. For those of you who don't know, Digital Hardware Option is a program that allows exceptional Computer Science students to take Electrical ...

Jeffrey Aho by Jeffrey Aho

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Mr. Jeffrey Aho is an undergraduate at the University of Waterloo enrolled in the supposedly prestigious mechatronics engineering program. To make sure no one forgets this vital piece of information, he repeats this over and over and over again on his blog. Mr. Aho is also gay, and he will not ...

3 Rights Make a Left by Alison

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Miss Alison (last name undisclosed), according to her profile, is an Arts and Business student at UW who majors in History. Her interests include chocolate, Christmas, harp music, make-up, old school Hollywood glamour, and Swarovski crystals. Basically, a month of courting Miss (last name undisclosed) will leave only the most seriously moneyed ...

Readers: Help me find some girls to pick on!

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

I am having a lot of trouble finding UW female bloggers who are also colossal bitches. If you know any girl who really deserves to get ripped, please let me know by commenting on this post. Thanks a bunch!

Matt Charters and Knock Knock Ginger

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Mr. Matt Charters, a recent Waterloo CS graduate, plays trumpet and guitar for Knock Knock Ginger, a local indie band. Until a few months ago, he wrote his blog in all lower case, which made it a bitch to read. Why did he intentionally make his blog hard to read, I wonder. ...

Bow. James Bow. by James Bow

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Mr. James Bow, according to the charming mini-bio on his blog, was trained as an urban planner, but works as a freelance writer and web designer (i.e. utterly unemployed). Presumably, he mooches off his lovely wife Vivian with whom he has spawned a child. He has edited two fanzines (i.e. Mr. ...

The Void

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Oh my god, this guy (I think) is so boring. Half of his dribble consists of deranged tirades against Conservatives, the rest incredibly retarded "musings" about his tragically uninteresting life. And, he calls trackbacks "Missing Links." How clever. Basically, he's a Peggy Hill with a penis and a hatred for Conservatives. He also ...